In an incredibly backwards display of irony, the union representing the Pittsburgh police has filed a most unusual lawsuit. A civil rights grievance has been filed against the city, claiming that officers being required to undergo mandatory drug testing is not only a violation of their contract, but of the Constitution as well.

Curiously enough, it appears that this unconstitutionality only applies to police officers, not to the public that they are meant to protect and serve. The officers’ argument is that a urine drug analysis constitutes an “illegal search and seizure,” and police would be forced to “forfeit their constitutional rights to protect the city from a civil liability.”

The Whizzinator was made famous by celebrities like  Ontario Smith, Mike Tyson, and Tom Sizemore. What is the Whizzinator? It’s a realistic looking prosthetic fake penis that has a very quite flow system that can be operated with one hand to release synthetic urine. Ladies you’re not left out, check out the WizClear which is a popular device used by females.

The device has greatly improved over the years, the Whizzinator is 100% free of any metals, can be operated silently with one hand when you need to release the urine by squeezing the tip of the prosthetic fake penis, comes in multiple colors, and can fit anyone with a 54 inch waist. This is the perfect wet sex toy to simulate real human urination.

This demonstration video shows your perfectly how to fill the Whizzinator, put it on, and how to operate it.

Spectrum Labs release the following statement about quick fix urine and uric acid,

Uric Acid and the Amateurs
If you are buying a synthetic urine product with uric acid, you are buying it from the amateurs.  Would you buy a synthetic product with blood in it?  Of course not.  Blood is not supposed to be in urine and only raises more red flags during your test.  Uric acid is the same way.  There is absolutely no reason for uric acid to be in synthetic urine for a pre-employment test.  It is a sure sign of a shoddy product. Do not embarrass yourself by using inferior products.

Knowledge Is Key!
Within the industry there has been confusion about Uric Acid. You can trust Spectrum Labs, based on our experience as the innovator of synthetic urine and the millions of units sold. Furthermore, as the recognized leader in the industry, Spectrum has received multiple patents from the United States Patent and Trademark offices to protect our products and you the customer.  Spectrum has engineered Quick Fix and Quick Fix Plus with the necessary components such as; UREA, creatinine, biocide and kept our products nitrite and uric acid free.

There is NO scientific reason for companies to add uric acid to their products. This is a marketing ploy and if you choose a product with uric acid in it you are gambling with your future. DON’T LET YOUR JOB GO UP IN SMOKE! Choose the trusted brand leader that has been around for over 25 years.  There is a reason Spectrum has sold more synthetic products than all of our competition combined.

Spectrum Labs is right to say their is no scientific reason for uric acid to be added to synthetic urine, it’s a marketing ploy. Urea is what they are testing for and if you don’t have urea your going to have invalid results.